Excusemesirwheresthebathroom不好…

Excuse me, sir, where’s the bathroom?
不好意思，请问哪里有洗手间？
All right, well, I have to go take my morning tinkle
好了，我得先去撒泡晨尿
I need to go No. 2
我要上个大号
Nature calls
上个厕所
Answering nature’s call
要上个厕所
I need answer the call of nature
我要去回应大自然的召唤
I’m going to powder my nose.
我得去补个妆(女生用上厕所)